THE ORIGINAL QUOTE

If you love someone,

Set him free...

If he comes back, he's yours,

If he doesn't, he never was ....


THE NEW VERSIONS R.....


Pessimist:

If you love someone,

Set him free ...

If he ever comes back, he's yours,

If he doesn't, as expected, he never was


Optimist:

If you love someone,

Set him free ...

Don't worry, he will come back .


Suspicious:

If you love someone,

Set him free ...

If he ever comes back, ask him why .


Impatient:

If you love someone,

Set him free ...

If he doesn't come back within some time forget him.


Patient:

If you love someone, Set him free ..

If he doesn't come back,

continue to wait until he comes back ...


Playful

If you love someone,

Set him free ...

If he comes back, and if you love him still,

set him free again, repeat ...


C++ Programmer:

if(you-love(m_he))

m_he.free()

if(m_he == NULL)

m_he = new CHe;


Animal-Rights Activist :

If you love someone,

Set him free,

In fact, all living creatures deserve to be free!!


Lawyers:

If you love someone,

Set him free,

Clause 1a of Paragraph 13a-1 in the Second

Amendment of the Matrimonial Freedom


Biologist :

If you love someone,

Set him free,

He'll evolve.

Statisticians :

If you love someone,

Set him free,

If he loves you, the probability of him coming

back is high

If he doesn't, your relation was improbable

anyway.


Schwarzenegger's fans:

If you love someone,

Set him free,

HE'LL BE BACK!


Over possessive person :

If you love someone

don't set him free.


MBA :

If you love someone set him free instantaneously

and look for others simultaneously


Psychologist :

If you love someone

set him free

If he comes back his super ego is dominant

If he doesn't come back his id is supreme

If he doesn't go, he must be crazy.


Somnabulist :

If you love someone

set him free

If he comes back it's a nightmare

If he doesn't, you must be dreaming.


ERP functional expert :

If you love someone

set him free

If he comes back, map him into your system

If he doesn't, carry out a gap-fit analysis


Finance expert :

If you love someone

set him free

If he comes back, its time to look for fresh loans

If he doesn't, write him off as an asset gone bad.


Marketing Specialist :

If you love someone

set him free

If he comes back he has brand loyalty

If he doesn't, reposition the brand in new market